New Baby Sayings

Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful. ~Charles Osgood

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. ~Ed Howe

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. ~Leo J. Burke

Babies are such a nice way to start people. ~Don Herrold

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. ~Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson, 1894

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. ~Barbara Christine Seifert

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn’t have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. ~Georges Courteline, La Philosophie de Georges Courteline

A little child born yesterday
A thing on mother’s milk and kisses fed
~Homer

God’s interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. ~Martin H. Fischer

A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on. ~Carl Sandburg

A baby has a special way of adding joy in every single day. ~Author Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. ~Mark Twain

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. ~Frank A. Clark

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. ~Anonymous

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house. ~Milwaukee Journal