Newborn Sayings

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. ~ Winston Churchill

Who is getting more pleasure from the rocking, baby or me? ~ Nancy Thayer

Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy. ~ Anonymous

[Putting on a diaper] Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~ Jimmy Piersal

It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into. ~ Terri Guillemets

Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love. ~ Lucinda Franks

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~ Elizabeth Stone

My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. ~ Stephen Wright